Album tracks

1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool +
2. ValuJet +
3. You’ve Got No Friends +
4. You Keep a Diary +
5. You Own a Store +
6. You Got Date Raped +
7. Recycling Is Gay +
8. You’re a Cop +
9. You Can’t Shut Up +
10. You’ve Got Cancer +
11. We Just Disagree +
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos +
13. You Are an Interior Decorator +
14. Pottery’s Gay +
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay +
16. Branscombe Richmond +
17. You Live in Allston +
18. You Are a Food Critic +
19. Just the Two of Us +
20. Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin +
21. You’re Gay +
22. You Look Adopted +
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch +
24. You Have Goals +
25. You Drive an IROC +
26. You Play on a Softball Team +
27. Because You’re Old +
28. You Sell Cologne +
29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb +
30. You Live in a Houseboat +
31. Richard Butler +
32. 311 Sucks +
33. Your Kid Is Deformed +
34. You Are an Orphan +
35. You’re Old (Fuck You) +
36. You Go to Art School +
37. Your Best Friend Is You +
38. You’re in a Coma +
39. Windchimes Are Gay +
40. No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band +
41. Rene Auberjonois +
42. The Internet Is Gay +
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You +
44. Hootie and the Blowfish +
45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) +
46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s +
47. Technology’s Gay +
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp +
49. I’m in Anal Cunt +
50. You (Fill in the Blank) +
51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache +
52. Bonus Track #3 +